"This cat was giving away free massages, naturally a cat was the first customer."
To the Roomba driver: "Excuse me, do you have a license to operate that vehicle?"
"These cats are skilled spies and are able to scale buildings like ninjas."
Cat in a box.. "This cat does not want to think or live outside of the box."
A cat standing "on two feet staring out the window waiting for you to come home."
A cat loves water. "No cat, this is not the way you are supposed to drink water."
The return of the 'box' cat...